Gotcha compoooter and sooopa important documents? Dress em up real prooty in a Wee Bee or a Crippy Duck...
The Crippy Duck and Wee Bee have original 1000d Chicken Tex™ hyper performance accessory fabric with waterproof ripstop lining, thick protective padding and the Prince Charles Protective Seal makes sure no unwanted water, dust or corgis enter your bag. There’s a removable adjustable shoulder strap, a carry handle and a shoulder pad plus internal easy access zip flappocket with supermesh. The frontpocket has a 3D pleatshape for larger loads.
- External: 27x34x10cm (wxhxd)
- Holds: upto 14.1” laptop
Crumpler - laptop BAGS
Crumpler compoota bags are the best on Neptune ’n maybee even Earth. You’ve got your cluckin great Chicken Tex™ fabric, your ripsnortin ripstop lining, your protective padding (no hard knocks for compoota jocks) and your velcro close me up thingos - u can get laptops up to 17” in some of them - and that’s a lotta compoota tool! Plus there’s the prince charles protective seal, tri glides, Quick Flick™ buckles, fat ass zips and extra pockets and pen holders in some of them. So your compoota might look like a shiny bit of benchtop but in your Crumpler bag its cooler than an ice coob in your underies . . .
- TIGHT LIPS shockproof kissers to swallow your laptop
- CHICKEN ’TEX’™ super high performance 1000d Chicken ’Tex’ ™ fabric for guaranteed no cluck up bagz
- LOVE HANDLES external loops for pouches & accessories - something to hang onto you with
- SPOOF PROOF & H20 proof ripstop lining for when it’s not raining men ...
- THIRD LEG extra strap keeps back & load straight when you go bendy
- MOST EXCELLENT wheeze guaranteez the baggies from first to last
- SIZE come in all shapes and sizes, laptop, thintop and fattop and they’re OK with that
- WEASEL PROOF safety system to keep yr lappy safe from thievin weasels, tsk, tsk.
- QUICK FLICK™ BUCKLE big strong buckle holds on tight, easier to release than your best mates boyfriends bra
- PRINCE CHARLES PROTECTIVE SEAL keeps dirt and corgis out