Go and get yee a Crisp Suit: it’s the biggest laptop bag for yr laptop dancin ... u can fit a Drive-In screen (or at least a very big compooota) + every other tool that gets yr kit cookin’ ...
The Crisp Suit has original 1000d Chicken Tex™ hyper performance accessory fabric and waterproof ripstop lining. Holds your laptop in thick protective padding, has the Prince Charles Protective Seal making sure no unwanted water, dust or corgis enter your bag and has plenty of space for your computer accessories. Features a removable shoulder pad and adjustable shoulder strap with third leg stabiliser plus more external zip pockets and extra internal compartments. Comes with external loops for pouch attachment and Quick Flick™ buckle.
- External: 35x36x24cm (wxhxd)
- Holds: upto 17” laptop with extensive accessories
Crumpler - laptop BAGS
Crumpler compoota bags are the best on Neptune ’n maybee even Earth. You’ve got your cluckin great Chicken Tex™ fabric, your ripsnortin ripstop lining, your protective padding (no hard knocks for compoota jocks) and your velcro close me up thingos - u can get laptops up to 17” in some of them - and that’s a lotta compoota tool! Plus there’s the prince charles protective seal, tri glides, Quick Flick™ buckles, fat ass zips and extra pockets and pen holders in some of them. So your compoota might look like a shiny bit of benchtop but in your Crumpler bag its cooler than an ice coob in your underies . . .
- TIGHT LIPS shockproof kissers to swallow your laptop
- CHICKEN ’TEX’™ super high performance 1000d Chicken ’Tex’ ™ fabric for guaranteed no cluck up bagz
- LOVE HANDLES external loops for pouches & accessories - something to hang onto you with
- SPOOF PROOF & H20 proof ripstop lining for when it’s not raining men ...
- THIRD LEG extra strap keeps back & load straight when you go bendy
- MOST EXCELLENT wheeze guaranteez the baggies from first to last
- SIZE come in all shapes and sizes, laptop, thintop and fattop and they’re OK with that
- WEASEL PROOF safety system to keep yr lappy safe from thievin weasels, tsk, tsk.
- QUICK FLICK™ BUCKLE big strong buckle holds on tight, easier to release than your best mates boyfriends bra
- PRINCE CHARLES PROTECTIVE SEAL keeps dirt and corgis out